My name is Space Monkey and I have just crash landed somewhere on the planet earth… this is my blog to keep track of all the adventures i go on.. some will be exciting, others, not so much…. please post and comment and tell your friends about me and my site! even if you don’t have anything good to say, thats okay! 
Anyways…. i was in my intergalactic-solarpowered-lunarlander-shuttle doing the rounds of my favorite solar-system, i was a bit hungry so i reached for some packaged freeze-dried banana when i accidentally hit the ‘eject’ button with my bigtoe/opposable thumb. i was flung out of myrocket at a very high rate of velocity and by good luck, was sucked into earth’s atmosphere and fell for a few miles then i landed head-first in a pile of snow! a pretty large pile of snow if i do say so myself!
I dug myself out and dusted the snow off, and had a look around.. jeeze, that sure was a lot of snow!
welcome to earth space monkey
I think we forgot to quarantine him… Oh well!
p.s. That’s what you get for having thumbs on the wrong appendages!
Welcome to earth Mr. Monkey,
If i may offer my opinion, i think you should try and fly south i.e. closer to the earth’s equater. There are so many bananas there that you could build a house out of them…… I have one thats made of mangoes.
my magic carpet is flying me down there this evening, let me know if you would like to go