the earthling family can to a conclusion and decided to get rid of me. It wasn’t yard sale season so they did the next best thing and put me in a box marked FREE outside where newspapers are sold. Oh the nerve of those people!
They thought they were being clever but i did not appreciate being equivalted to a cheap piece of newsprint, and i knew i definitely had to get out of there before i was taken for free! Can you imagine? the space suit i’m wearing alone costs well over half a million dollars!
